Only in the United States!

A man from Kentucky got up one morning feeling lucky. And what does he do about it?

He proceeds to go outside and throw a boomerang that flies back and hits him on the head. He then hires a lawyer and – get this – sues himself for US$300,000 (RM1.3 million). 

And he wins!

Astonishingly, it will not cost him a cent because all the money he won comes from his insurance company.

Larry Rutman, of Owensboro, Kentucky was awarded the windfall after a court determined he ’caused body damage through negligence and carelessness’.

“I paid all that insurance for a long time just in case something unforeseen like this ever happened,” a delighted Mr Rutman, his head swathed in bandages, said cheerfully. 

It was a case that left the whole of Kentucky – nay, the whole country – agog.

The insurance company’s lawyers trotted out the old “No Pain, no Gain” trick which went roughly like this: that the scheming Larry “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” Rutman had been clever enough to dream up the dastardly plan, stupid enough to try it and lucky enough to survive it.

But Larry “Look Ma, No Hands” Rutman had, indeed, been clever enough to hire the best lawyer money could buy. Her name was Maggie “Jaws” Mason and the only difference between her and a pit bull was a terse, two syllable word. 

The word was lipstick.

Her legal acumen was so legendary that when she went swimming in the ocean, even the sharks kept a respectful distance. Her fellow lawyers understood and approved because in the trade, it was called professional courtesy. 

Maggie “I am not Perry” Mason examined Larry skilfully. She started by telling the court that Rutman was scared of boomerangs. He had thrown one a few years ago and now lived in mortal fear. 

To eradicate the fear, his therapist had advised him to throw more so that he would not be scared anymore. 

In any case, he had always been a delicate fellow afraid of injury. The jury was particularly impressed by the revelation that a few toothpicks dropped on his foot was enough to cause a stress fracture. 

You might also say that the ham-handedness of the insurance firm’s lawyers damaged its cause somewhat.  

Let’s put it this way. They did not ask particularly incisive questions. 

You judge for yourself.

Attorney, holding up a photo : Who is this, in this picture? 

Rutman: That’s me before the accident 

Attorney: Were you present at the time said picture was taken? 

Judge: The jury will disregard the question. 

Attorney: Mr Rutman, would you say you are an emotionally stable person?

Rutman: Yes, I think so.  

Attorney: How many times have you committed suicide?

Judge: The jury will disregard the question. 

Attorney, showing a picture of Rutman after the accident: Was that your broken nose? 

Rutman: Yes

Attorney: But was this the same nose that was broken when you were three? 

Rutman: No, that one now lives in California and practises law. 

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The jury overwhelmingly found for Rutman. 

After the accident – which Mr Rutman claims affected his memory and made him oversexed – he was planning to sue the boomerang manufacturer until his lawyer advised him against it.

She said it might return to haunt him.